Name That Caption: March 2024

So sorry, this contest ended on March 31, 2024.
Pirate applying anti-gray cream to his mustache and beard, for Boomer Cartoon Caption Contest March 2024. Cartoon by Brian Marsh

Congratulations to our winners!

  1. Pat Foley for caption "Captain Blackbeard is feared. Captain Graybeard – not so much."
  2. Joe Ayella for caption "Tonight I’m getting booty."
  3. Brandon Lawniczak for caption "I’m sick and tired of the Old-Man-and-the-Sea cracks."
  4. John Harrison for caption "‘Greybeard’ doesn’t have the same ring to it."

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