Buster Dog and the A-Team Cake
‘A very, very special-order cake’
For their son’s 10th birthday, James Fox and his wife procured a special-order A-Team cake, made even more special after an attack by Buster Dog and a last-minute, team-effort repair. His “From Our Readers” remembrance tells the tale.
Quite some years ago, my wife Marsha and I rescued our son’s birthday cake in a manner that would have made George Peppard and “The A-Team” pretty darn proud.
At the time our son Jason turned 10, he and most of the neighbor kids were crazy about the TV show “The A-Team.” This series starred the grinning, cigar-chomping actor George Peppard and the Mandinka-Mohawk hair-styled, gold-chain-bedecked, Laurence Tureaud “Mister T,” plus several other actors, as hard-fighting, renegade soldiers-of-fortune.
Each week this team of modern-day Robin Hoods would rescue downtrodden citizens. The team would complete their mission, using their wits, ingenuity, and maximum Hollywood firepower with blazing guns, car chases, and explosions; just the type of TV series any young boy would enjoy. The team would usually escape in Mister T’s seemingly indestructible black van, with the villainous Colonel Decker and his Army jeep left far behind!
When it came time to pick out our son’s birthday cake, Jason announced that he wanted an A-Team decorated cake! Marsha placed our order for the themed cake with the supermarket’s bakery section. The day of the birthday party when Marsha picked up the cake, she was very happy with the results.
Across the top of the cake, a miniature black van careened on two wheels along a chocolate-frosting road. A tiny plastic split-rail fence zigzagged alongside the road, which snaked crookedly across green-frosting fields, past frosting-puff bushes and plastic trees. We knew Jason would be surprised, especially as a magnifier viewer in the van’s rear door showed the A-Team’s publicity photo inside!
The bakery department made sure the lid to the box had been propped open to prevent the trees from being pressed down into the cake. Arriving back home, Marsha placed the cakebox on the buffet top of our china hutch. We then set about decorating the dining area with balloons, plates for cake and ice cream, and other festive items. With less than half an hour before the guests were to arrive, disaster struck in the form of my in-law’s dog, Buster.
Jason had dutifully walked his grandma and her old beagle, Buster Dog, up to the front porch then had gone back down the walk to boss his little brother around and watch for his friends to arrive. As soon as Buster came through the front door, that old dog sidestepped Grandma and rushed across the room in a beeline for the cakebox! As he thrust his head under the propped-up lid, we all yelled for Buster to stop. I made a mad dash to grab his collar, but it was too late.
As I pulled Buster Dog away from the box, he was licking frosting from his whiskers. A deep snout-shaped gouge was nibbled into the front edge of the cake. “We could turn the cake around,” I said, but Marsha shook her head at this lame suggestion, as she stooped to survey the damage. Grabbing a knife, she cut a “V” into the nibbled area and removed the ruined section of the cake.
Marsha rushed to the cupboards, calling out, “Quick, while I whip up some frosting, Jim, you head to the store! We need some candy rocks so I can create a landslide on the front of this cake. And, Grandma, go guard the door, no kids are to come in!”
At the store I couldn’t find candy rocks, so I scooped up some large gumdrops, chocolate kisses, and anything else I thought would pass for rocks and boulders on a birthday cake. As I reached the check-out stand, right at eye level was a toy that would save the day!
Shrink-wrapped on a cardboard backing was a miniature Army jeep and one of those little penny-toy soldiers. This wasn’t just any soldier either; it was the aircraft spotter who holds binoculars to his eyes as he scans the skies for the enemy. The perfect soldier for my mission!
As soon as I got back, I helped Marsha strategically place candy “boulders” down the face of the newly frosted landslide. I used a dab of frosting to balance the Army jeep on the “rocks” and frosting rubble below. Marsha repositioned the black van just past a sharp turn in the road, where I pushed over a section of the fence. We finished putting the candles on the cake just as Jason and a crowd of boys rushed in the door.
“All right,” Jason crowed with satisfaction as he got his first look at the cake, “Hey guys, check it out! It’s the A-Team!”
“Look, look,” laughed one of the guests, “Mister T’s van made the turn, but Colonel Decker didn’t!” The boys all whooped with glee as they spotted the villain standing on a boulder below, next to his crashed jeep, watching through his binoculars as the A-Team, once again, escaped.
Mimicking the bravado of the A-Team, Jason snarled, “Eat dust, Decker,” and the boys all chortled in delight as they excitedly gathered around the cake surveying every detail.
“Jason, where did you get this A-Team cake?” asked one of the boys, “I want one just like this for my next birthday!”
Marsha, casting a sidelong glance and a wink at me, told the lad, “Oh, this is a very, very special-order cake. So, you better have your mother call me.”
It wasn’t until several months later that Jason learned the reason that his mom, his grandma, and I, all burst into laughter when during his birthday party he had asked, “Could Buster Dog have some cake?”
A true story. Copyright 2006 by James Fox, originally published First North American Serial Rights (FNASR) in “The Front Porch” periodical.
James Fox, a retired credit manager for a steel wholesalers, writes from Lodi California. He is a member of the San Joaquin Valley Writers branch of the prestigious California Writers Club.
FEATURE PHOTO CAPTION, TOP: This image was originally posted to Flickr by Doug Kline at https://www.flickr.com/photos/26728047@N05/7186650356. It was reviewed on 15 June 2014 by FlickreviewR and was confirmed to be licensed under the terms of the cc-by-2.0.
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